*WARNING: THIS IS PURELY SATIRICAL*
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Step 1: Equip yourself with a pair of protective gloves, a pen and a page or two of paper.
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Step 2: Sharpen your utensils.
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Step 3: Carefully draw a circle.
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Step 4: That wasn’t careful enough, get a new page.
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Step 5: This time, VERY carefully draw a circle.
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Step 6: Now, carefully draw a stem on top of the circle.
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Step 7: Next, line the circle with vertical marks.
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Step 8: (Ignore hands) Draw triangles on the upper third section of the circle, and color them in to make eyes.
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Step 9: Draw a swirling line adjacent to the stem to make a leaf.
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Step 10: Done! Now show off your work.
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Gma • Nov 3, 2025 at 9:14 am
Beautiful pumpkin